How did we get here? If you’ve been around for a while or worked in a start-up that didn’t think it had to scale to the bazillions from the get-go you’ve probably started out with one database and one monolith. Things were smooth, things were fast. You would care about squeezing the last drop of… Continue reading Gedankenspiel: Back to The DB™?
1,736,616 tests
Never hit „run all tests“ on a well-aged FOSS project.
Loops for Beginners
This is a shallow tutorial about loops for programming beginners (as my wife). It should get you kick-started but please don’t stop here. There’s a lot more to explore.I chose JavaScript since you can run it right here in your browser’s dev tools (CTRL+SHIFT+i in most browsers, then choose console). There might be some things… Continue reading Loops for Beginners
Agile is like …
… stochastic gradient descend translated to project management ;) … a Bayesian approach to navigating through the cone of uncertainty. … an abonnement style of building a thing. … checking if the cookies are well-baked every couple minutes (or if they, in fact, are still cookies). … switching between exploration and exploitation iteratively. … divide… Continue reading Agile is like …
Crypto DNA
Maybe we should sign our DNA / mRNA to defend us against virus attacks. But we then have to protect our nuclei against malicious root certificates or corrupted keys. Maybe we will also have to encrypt our code, so that viruses and other attackers will have a hard time. But how do we swap a… Continue reading Crypto DNA
deno js
Took me some time to realize: node, no-de, de-no, deno:insertFacepalmHere
How to fix broken Ubuntu 20.04 upgrade in WSL 1 / libc6 & sleep
I recently sudo do-release-upgrade -d my ubuntu 18 LTS inside my WSL 1 to the new Focal Fossa and ended up with a broken system. libc6:amd64 (2.31-0ubuntu9) wird eingerichtet … Checking for services that may need to be restarted… Checking init scripts… Nothing to restart. sleep: cannot read realtime clock: Invalid argument dpkg: Fehler beim… Continue reading How to fix broken Ubuntu 20.04 upgrade in WSL 1 / libc6 & sleep
Paragon review
Walking Simulator 2017
Quick Fix
Seems like I haven’t yet …
… posted my GRAVITY comic: